1 in 3 Americans are affected!!!

I was in the middle of doing my first physical of the day, when I looked up and saw this new "medical journal" in the wall pocket of my exam room.

Inquiring minds want to know, so I immediately opened it up and started looking for the answer. Would you believe that some parasite tore the vital pages out?!?!?

Well, I guess I'm gonna have to spend my day off looking for the answer . . . . . and doing a better job of censoring what goes in my waiting rooms!